A Note From Alvis

Dear Mama:

Thank you for your recent note. It is always nice to catch up on the happenings at home.

I wanted to tell you about a recent experience. I discovered a new place to meet women. I met a man, who said he was going to a pharmacy to meet his girlfriends. He must have had two of them there, because he said he was going to see Alice and Vi Agra. He sure was a lucky guy. I would be satisfied with just one girlfriend.

Well, must go. I have a doctor's appointment so I can get a prescription and meet some women.

Love,

Alvis